What do we do?

Like any top City adviser we seek to do the minimum of work for the maximum amount of money. But you’ve probably already spotted one key difference that sets us apart – we’re honest. We believe that it is entirely possible to conduct effective financial PR without diverging from the truth. We also have a total dedication to client satisfaction that is reflected in an exceptional level of long term retention.

While we believe that life is much too short to be taken entirely seriously, we do offer a professional and cost-effective service that adds real value for our clients by helping them to clarify and articulate their strategic objectives and achievements – in language that investors and commentators understand.

Things we are really good at

Strategic thinking
Mission statements
Annual and interim reports
Financial press releases
Winning takeover bids
Corporate video scripts
After-dinner speeches
Writing lectures
Explaining difficult concepts
Answering difficult questions
Gossip
Lunch
Total honesty
Gloom
Billing

Things we can just about manage

Tactical execution
Appropriate seriousness
CSR reports
Consumer press releases
Not constantly predicting defeat
Looking like Alfred Hitchcock
Laughing in the right places
Attending lectures
Explaining simple concepts
Answering stupid questions
Serious discussions
Dinner
Economy with the truth
Encouragement
Paying

Things we love

England
Opera
Landscape
Sunshine
Trains
Probity
Individual liberty
Efficiency
Hill walking
Independence
Horsewomen
E-mails
Border terriers
Foxhunting
Yards
Alcoholic beverages
Nudity

Things we hate

Abroad
Rock concerts
Wind farms
Heat
Travel
Box-ticking
Socialism
Bureaucracy
Ramblers
European Union
Horses
Meetings
Black Labradors
Foxhunters
Metres
Reformed alcoholics
Mirrors

Spot the difference