Where are we?

We were going to provide an address and telephone numbers on this page, then it occurred to us that it might lead to people interrupting our afternoon TV viewing or mealtimes. So why not just e-mail your enquiry to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and we’ll get back to you. If we can be bothered.

If you have enjoyed this website, and are not already under treatment in a secure mental institution, please seek professional help at the earliest opportunity.

If you still feel an overpowering urge to read more, you could:

Buy our book, The Bluffer’s Guide to Opera, at Amazon or a non-tax-evading independent bookshop of your choice.

… or read our latest vaguely topical musings at www.voiceofthenorth.net

… or catch up with the very occasionally unfolding saga at: www.blokeinthenorth.com

… or delve into our archive of a dozen years of newspaper columns at: www.keithhann-whyohwhy.com

… and maybe even follow us on Twitter @keithhann

Do you have to?