Has Keith Hann ever worked for you? Perhaps you are a former Chief Executive for whom he drafted a supposedly anodyne profit warning that led to the loss of your job, wife and home, condemning you to a premature retirement sitting on a steam yacht in the Mediterranean, sipping dry Martinis mixed for you by a bevy of bikini-clad blondes.

If so, please e-mail us a suitable quote at luckybastard@keithhann.com